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Blow Your Own Trumpet!
Bob
the Storyteller - interview with Nury Vittachi
(16 July 2008)
I received an email from Regina Kuan sometime ago telling me about the upcoming Singapore International Story Tellers Festival. She asked me to list the people I'd like to interview and frankly, I'd like to interview everyone! Still, Nury was one of the first I asked for an interview. He agreed to my request and without further ado,
I have great pleasure in introducing to you, Nury Vittachi ...
Aneeta: Nury, thank you for agreeing to this
interview.
Nury: The honour is all mine, fair maiden. Let the
battle commence.
Aneeta: Usually, I like to ask people to start by
telling a little about where they grew up, their youth and so on.
But with you, your name alone is a point of conversation. I’ve read,
on your website,
http://www.misterjam.com,
that your full name is Nuryana Samjam Perera de Lacey Vittachi. Now,
for the benefit of my readers, do please explain this derivation.
Nury: It’s a legal requirement for South Asians to
have long difficult names.
I
wanted to be called Bob.
My
Arabic first name, Nuryana, was given to me at birth by a Javanese
holy man my parents followed. Unfortunately, I think he must have
been having an off day. It is
a female name so I was on the girls’ register at every school I ever
attended. My mother won’t let me change it so I may have to change
sex.
Samjam is my Chinese name. It may sound interesting, but it is not
very poetic. It means “Third Bus-stop” and refers to where I used to
live.
Perera is a European name which became our family surname after our
island (called
De
Lacey is a French-Irish name which I acquired through marriage. My
wife is the last of her family line which is why we had to join her
surname to mine after marriage.
Vittachi is a Sinhalese name, and was our family name before
So
now I have a long name and cannot be arrested by the South Asian
Long Name Police. However, I still wish I was called Bob.
In
real life, most people just call me “Mister Jam” or “Hey you”.
Aneeta: I’ve watched you on the May Lee Show – the
segment on People and Places. You’re giving her a tour of
Nury: I arrived in
How did I get
here?
When I was born
in
In the early
1960s, we had to leave
We first went to
So that’s why
these days I live in
Aneeta: Forgive me for saying this but from your
Arabic-Chinese-Portuguese-French-Irish-Sinhalese full name, there
just be a story in there somewhere! Have you tapped into this aspect
of your life in writing and publishing your 13 books so far?
Nury: My name just shows that we are all mixed-up
kids these days. And cultural mixing has been a theme of many of my
books.
Aneeta: Of the 13 books, can you please choose
three of your favourite, describe them and tell me why you chose to
write them.
Nury:
Actually, I’ve probably written at least 30 books, if you count all
the children’s books and non-fiction ones, and have three more in
the pipeline.
My
best known book is The Feng Shui Detective, which is part
of a novel series, now five books long. In it, our heroes travel
around
The
books are about Mr Wong, from
Mr
Wong can’t understand Joyce at all, which baffles him because they
are both speaking English, aren’t they?
Eventually he works out that the English word for Yes is “whatever”.
And
he works out that the English word for No is “yeah right”.
Dead Eric Gets a Virus is a book about a boy who downloads his
brain into a super-computer. The experiment kills him, but his brain
is alive in the computer memory. So he inserts a wireless internet
chip into his corpse’s neck and brings it back to life. So he goes
back to school, and lives a perfectly normal life—except for the
fact that he is dead.
Twilight in the
Aneeta: I know that you’re very involved with the
Asian Literary Review. Can you please explain what this Asian
Literary Review is all about?
Nury:
The
ALR is a journal of Asian writing.
Asian culture will be the world’s leading source of entertainment –
books, movies, music and other arts -- within 20 years. Decisions on
what is successful in this sector are made by consumers, not
business people. Already more than 60 per cent of the world’s
consumers are Asian, and that proportion is set to grow. The
takeover is inevitable and unstoppable.
I
started the Asian Literary Review to highlight the work of Asian
writers and poets. I’m fed up with the imbalance. Why should all our
culture come from Disney?
I’ve
also helped set up literary prizes to encourage us all to write.
I am
chair of the judges of the Australia-Asia Literary Award which gives
out more than 100,000 US dollars for the best story each year. And I
even started an award for unpublished works, called the Man Asian
Literary Prize.
If
you won’t write a piece to help me in my mission, at least write one
for the money!
Aneeta: I know that you have attended many
festivals, namely the Ubud Literary Festival and also now, the
Singapore International Story Tellers Festival in August. Why do you think it is
important for authors to attend such festivals?
Nury:
For
most authors, writing can be a lonely job—you hide away for months
to produce a book. So festivals are a good way to meet your readers.
But
these days I decline most invitations to go to festivals: I just go
to a few every year. These days I write a daily blog on my website
so I can interact with readers all the time.
But
I like to visit festivals occasionally. The hosts are always
charming. Next time I am going to insist that they address me
throughout the visit as “Bob”.
Aneeta:
Why not start
here, Bob?
As
you know, this website caters for storytellers. What advice would
you give those who are keen on venturing into this vocation?
Nury:
Also, your
parents and friends will shake their heads in dismay if you decide
to make something creative your life – writing, painting, music,
art.
But that doesn’t
mean you shouldn’t write or do creative things. You definitely
should.
But having
followed the careers of lots of creative people, I have learned that
very few of them—maybe one in a thousand—have enough energy and
drive to make a good career by going straight into their art.
The other 999 are
better off doing a safe job that gives them some sort of security,
and then gradually developing their creative projects until they
have grown to a healthy enough state. Then they can quit their day
jobs.
Aneeta: Nury, this is all I have to ask. Is there
anything you’d like to add?
Nury: Yes. You free for dinner tonight?
Aneeta: Hmmm...
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